Dad of 10: Hiking At Battelle - Darby Creek

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Hiking At Battelle - Darby Creek - See the Bison!

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Lisa, the kids and I went hiking at Battelle - Darby Creek Metropark after dinner. We threw rocks in the creek and saw the bison. After about 2 miles, five-year-old Luke was cranky. He was getting a cold. So I carried him on my shoulders. The other kids had run ahead to the playground when we got off the trail. Luke believes that rules should be followed and will tell you when you've broken one. Before I even had him on the ground he shouted, "I guess you told yourselves that you were allowed to play on the playground!"

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The Reluctant Helper

In 100 Words or Less Luke did not want to help put the toys away at preschool, and told his teacher Miss Alyssa so - very emphatically. Miss Alyssa relayed the exchange to Lisa when she picked up Luke later that day. Lisa asked Luke about it, and he denied refusing to clean up. Lisa persisted, and Luke finally exclaimed, "You can't hear me way over here!" - meaning while he was at preschool. Lisa told him that she hears everything. Luke gave Lisa his squinty-eyed look and processed the information - he is always thinking.

Too Much Disney Channel

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Recently, my twenty-three-year-old son was talking to my six-year-old. Zach - do you want me to take you to the zoo? Sam - Why? Zach - To see the animals. Sam - That's what tv is for. Zach - Are you kidding me? Sam (grinning) - Sarcasm!

I'd never even heard the word "sarcasm" when I was six.

I Know I Am Getting Older, But . . .

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"Me gotta go potty!" three-year-old Daniel shouts. We are eating at Bob Evans. I get up immediately. With Daniel, you have about 17 seconds to get where he needs to be. We make it in time and finish our meal.

I grab a dessert menu and reach into my shirt pocket for my glasses. Nothing. I look everywhere. I ask if anyone has seen them. Daniel proclaims, "Here they are!" I ask where he found them. Laughing, he points to his bottom. They fell out of my pocket and into his underwear when I pulled up his pants.

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Andrew The Rock Star

Five-year-old Matthew always admired his ten-year-old brother Andrew. If Andrew wore a Buckeye jersey, so did Matthew. Ask Matthew what he wanted for breakfast and he would reply, "What did Andrew have?"

One evening, this admiration became near veneration. On the way home from football practice, Andrew pulled a loose tooth. At home, Andrew showed Matthew the pulled tooth, and the resulting blood on his jersey. But Andrew wasn't done - he had another loose tooth - and he yanked it out right in front of a wide-eyed Matthew.